Water Cooler Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a mug that fuels their reflective spirit. Our water cooler philosopher-themed mugs combine clever quotes and amusing designs, making every coffee break a moment of inspiration or wit.

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17 Days Without a Reorganization

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"So how are the cut-backs affecting your department?"

"So how are the cut-backs affecting your department?" mockup

"So how are the cut-backs affecting your department?"

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The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office

The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office mockup

The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office

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'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.' mockup

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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'It's been empty for two weeks and no one's noticed.'

'It's been empty for two weeks and no one's noticed.' mockup

'It's been empty for two weeks and no one's noticed.'

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Casual Tieday

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Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler. mockup

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

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'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!' mockup

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

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"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler." mockup

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

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'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.' mockup

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

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'You laugh, but you don't see people hanging around, do you?'

'You laugh, but you don't see people hanging around, do you?' mockup

'You laugh, but you don't see people hanging around, do you?'

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'Don't worry. At least you've got your back-up plan.'

'Don't worry. At least you've got your back-up plan.' mockup

'Don't worry. At least you've got your back-up plan.'

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We've run an exhaustive in-house background check. He's been vetted at the water cooler, fax machine and laser printer.

We've run an exhaustive in-house background check. He's been vetted at the water cooler, fax machine and laser printer. mockup

We've run an exhaustive in-house background check. He's been vetted at the water cooler, fax machine and laser printer.

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"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!" mockup

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

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"This is a tough place to work..." mockup

"This is a tough place to work..."

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"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management." mockup

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

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"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office." mockup

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

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"Nobody hangs out at the water cooler anymore..."

"Nobody hangs out at the water cooler anymore..." mockup

"Nobody hangs out at the water cooler anymore..."

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"I love working for a great boss. At least I think I would."

"I love working for a great boss. At least I think I would." mockup

"I love working for a great boss. At least I think I would."

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"Must be the new philosophy teacher." mockup

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

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"I wasn't looking for love, but the water cooler really understands my needs."

"I wasn't looking for love, but the water cooler really understands my needs." mockup

"I wasn't looking for love, but the water cooler really understands my needs."

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"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"So hardly working....or hardly working?" mockup

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

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'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.' mockup

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

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"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!" mockup

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

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Talk About Sports $2 a min.

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"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!" mockup

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

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"We got the idea from studying Pavlov, if you mention bonuses they all stab each other in the back!"

"We got the idea from studying Pavlov, if you mention bonuses they all stab each other in the back!" mockup

"We got the idea from studying Pavlov, if you mention bonuses they all stab each other in the back!"

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I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do. mockup

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

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No Loitering. Beware of the Dog.

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Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

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"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself." mockup

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

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Barrier around water cooler

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"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go." mockup

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

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Lucky Break

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Water Cooler Philosopher Mugs Collection

Water Cooler Philosopher Pillows

Check out our playful pillows for water cooler philosophers. Add humor and reflection to their space with unique, clever designs.

Water Cooler Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the water cooler philosopher. Add an element of wit and insight to their environment with inspiring artwork.

Water Cooler Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts for water cooler philosophers. Perfect for showcasing their creative and thoughtful side with clever quotes and designs.