Water Cooler Gossip Prints

'The boss doesn't like skiving around the water cooler!'

"I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Johnson is such a goof-off that last week at the water cooler they had to give him mouth-to-mouth!'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"There's something fishy about the water cooler!"

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

"This is a tough place to work..."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Fish in Water Cooler.

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."