Water Cooler Chat Champion Pillows

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'The only reason I come to work in the office now is to talk about sports.'

"Believe me, management isn't talking about you behind your back. In fact, they're not talking about you at all."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I noticed on the way here, but if I turned around I wasn't coming back."

'The boss thinks we're spending too much time around the water cooler so he's taking advantage of it.'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'

'The boss doesn't like skiving around the water cooler!'