Water Bug Mugs

Swimming Prankster

Bitchbark Canoe

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Neptune

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Go jump in the lake!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.