Water Blaster Adventurer Mugs

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'How's the water skiing?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'