Watching Stand-up Pillows

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

Snowprov

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Stand-up Romcom

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

TV jester.

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."