Watching Political Shows Pillows

Government and Opposition

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Tucker Ratings Gold

Trump returns home

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Charles I

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

George 'Dubya' Bush

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

"I did all my own stunts."

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

Condoleezza Rice

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact