Watching Pirate Movies Prints

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Cannonball!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Ghostship

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'We should talk more.'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate King

Desert Island Books

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

Daily Grind...'I'm getting too old for this!'

'I bought him from a sailor!'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"I made him do the plank."

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

'I got dressed in the dark.'

"They were all out of pirate hooks so I got a dentist hook."

"Since he lost a leg he's become unstable!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'