Pirate Culture Aficionado Prints

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Are we there yet?'

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

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Pirates: "To absent Limbs."