Watching Funny Videos Prints

'Oh, Jeez, that is SO STUPID!!!... Let me see it again.'

'Dad, I found this funy video in the gift shop. It's your surgeon's 'Operating Room Blunders, Bloopers, and Bleepers'!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Needs to get a life"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'He's all eyes!'

Pampered Pets.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'I won't be staying too long if you don't have the cartoon channel.'

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"And that won't wake me either."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Hmm. . . no criminal record. I'm concerned you lack commitment.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Stephen Fry