Watching Funny Videos Mugs

'Oh, Jeez, that is SO STUPID!!!... Let me see it again.'

'Dad, I found this funy video in the gift shop. It's your surgeon's 'Operating Room Blunders, Bloopers, and Bleepers'!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Needs to get a life"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'He's all eyes!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'I won't be staying too long if you don't have the cartoon channel.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Marriage Crash Investigation

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"