Watching Dark Comedy Films Mugs

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dead Funny

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

100 best beheadings

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Fancy a pint?

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Clone Factory

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."