Fans Of Dark Comedy Mugs

"I knew it, neighbours from hell"

"Oh dear, Ms. Werthington always was afraid she'd die like that."

Welcome to Hell - Now a smoke free environment.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Pastries and Candy

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

End the Winter Blues

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

100 best beheadings

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of the Damned

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

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