Fans Of Dark Comedy Mugs

"I knew it, neighbours from hell"

"Oh dear, Ms. Werthington always was afraid she'd die like that."

Welcome to Hell - Now a smoke free environment.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Dead Funny

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Pastries and Candy

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

End the Winter Blues

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

100 best beheadings

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Bureau of the Damned

Fancy a pint?

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"From this you make a living?"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....