Watching Crime Dramas Prints

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."

Good Cop - Bad Cop.

Awkward Murder Witness

'I knew it...He's been undercover the whole time.'

'Now take your time. And don't worry, they can't see you. This is a two-way mirror.'

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

'Dear, if you, God forbid, get whacked today, do you want a big funeral or just be rolled in a rug and dumped in a landfill?'

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

'He'll be away for a while, unless his efforts to fight extradition fail.'

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

"Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?"

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Good Cop - Good Cop

'Did you make it look like a cover up?'

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

Double Robbed

'Don't worry about my husband. He's never home early since he started working for the mafia.'

'The Drug Baron is not well today. He has had a seizure.'

'Hurry, I'm allergic to jute!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Fifteen years is not always fifteen years. You're in for a maximum 15, I'm in for a minimum fifteen.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"Where are the others?"

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

The Smoking Gun

"I'm sinking, no need to watch."

"He's somewhat risk-averse, so you might have a hard time getting him onto a pier."

"Why Sergeant O'Brien! You startled me."