Watching Courtroom Dramas Pillows

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

'Your community service sentence starts now. Get a bucket and sponge and wash the car in my assigned parking space.'

"Whilst I applaud the efforts you've made to repay your debt to society..."

Trial by Media

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"We won!"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Now that's a win."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"You can't plead cute."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"#notguilty."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"We make crime pay."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Yawning barristers in court

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"