Watching Boxing Pillows

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Let's consider an early dive."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Putting Practice.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.