Watching A Football Game Prints

A man cheers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

350 Feet.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Putting Practice.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

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