Watching A Football Game Mugs

A man cheers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Who gets the decaf?'

Putting Practice.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"