Wartime Re-enactor T-Shirts

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But I use all of them!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Knight school.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Medieval Page Boy

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"