Wartime Lovebirds Gifts

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Aging together

Who said romance is dead?

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Cricket Lovers

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

Elves in bed

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

Petting in the park.

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Barn Wedding

"Why don't you join the Army."

The Honeymooners.

Wedding Tweets

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

"Hello, Mom – guess who they're taking!"

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!