Wartime Lovebirds Gifts

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Scanner Of Love.

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Aging together

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Who said romance is dead?

Cricket Lovers

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

For our 25th anniversary, I think we should renew our vow not to kill each other.

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Elves in bed

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Petting in the park.

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

Barn Wedding

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

"Why don't you join the Army."

The Honeymooners.

Wedding Tweets

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

"Hello, Mom – guess who they're taking!"

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'