Warranty Worrier Mugs

Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.

'Your TV is programmed to expire in thirteen months. Do you want to opt for the extended warranty?'

'It's bound to go wrong. We made the final payment last week.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

I.T. Fear

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Concern Chart

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'