Warmth Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Isn't it great?!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Keeping warm

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'