Warmth Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Isn't it great?!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Keeping warm

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.