Warm Clothing Pillows

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'It's long johns for you,Santa-it's 'Help the Aged Week'!'

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Keeping warm.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."