Warm Clothing Pillows

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'It's long johns for you,Santa-it's 'Help the Aged Week'!'

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"