Comfortable Clothing Pillows

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

Mr Metrosexual.

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."