Ward Data Explorer Pillows

'To see how the ward is doing you just need to use your smartphone to set up a wi-fi hotspot which you can use to download a pdf of the data.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The fate of the emigrant

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"