'I can't believe you lost a war with Liechtenstein!'
War Strategy Geek Mugs
Start their day with a clever war strategy pun on our mugs—perfect for the tactician who enjoys a hot drink and a clever quip about military tactics and historical battles.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Putin and Zelensky
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
The Costs Of Doing War.
A Rifle Competition in the North
News of the Day - Savings Bank.
'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'
Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'
Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan
Military history
Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.
The Future
"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"
"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"
Grim Reaper and the 7th
The Sinking of the Moskva
Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day
George Smith Patton
Athena
I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no
'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'
Next Terrifying Military Threats
What's in a Terrorist Name?
"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."
Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers
"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"
'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'
The Great Conqueror of all.
On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched
'A closer look,sir, and I've changed my mind on land mines.'
'Quick! We need more quarters!'
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