War Strategy Enthusiast Mugs

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

"Whose bright idea was it to cut out the middleman and just bomb us with medical supplies?"

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

Tsar Nicholas at declaration of Crimean War

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

How to Cross the Rhine

Hague Convention Defied! The Germans Use Button magnets.

For the War Inventions Board: The Screw-Stoppers for plugging the Muzzles of the Enemy's Rifles.

Ruse deGuerre. A German Officer disguised as a Policeman endeavouring to move on a British sniper.

Home Thoughts Tommy (confused by the sudden encounter): "Er - er - third return to 'Ammersmith!"

'Ok, do you want to be shirts or skins?'

Bush asking soldiers about attacking Iran in the future.

'No wonder we coudnt get Saddam on the first day of the war...he's using his people as a subterfuge.'

"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

Military history

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Putin and Zelensky

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The Costs Of Doing War.

A Rifle Competition in the North

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

The Sinking of the Moskva

'I think this is a bit over the top.'