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"How do we tell the bad guys from the good before they shoot someone?"

Audio Books

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Warrior Woman

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

War and Peace GIF

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

Psychoses on tape

A cavalier gentleman.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Baldo, come here! This is Benito, my barber! Let him tell you a story."

Lawrence of Arabia

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'try moderation next time!'

"This is your great-uncle Rudy. In World War II, he fought with the Army, the Navy and the Marines."

'Dear...is that dripping noise your tropical rainforest relaxation tape, or is your toilet running again?'

'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'