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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Candid Camera store.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Sistine Selfie

Fall on a desert island

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

All the apps hidden within a phone

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."