War Battles Prints

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Dec 25, 1776: Washington Crosses the Delaware, Defeats the Hessians, and Starts the War on Christmas.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Harry S. Truman

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Most valuable element.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

War and Peace GIF

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'I found it on Craig's List.'