Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.
Wannabe Grizzly Prints
Decorate your space with our 'wannabe grizzly' prints, vibrant and humorous artworks that capture the spirit of wilderness and creative playfulness in stunning detail.
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
New Guy.
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
Zorro as a child.
"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"
Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One
As Seen On TV
'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'
Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier
'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'
Wisdom for dummies
Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue
"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."
How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!
"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."
Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."
'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'
Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.
A young boy shaving
'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'
Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.
"What a guy!"
The Island
"Me TREE TOAD!"
'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'
'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'
"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."
TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)
"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."
"From now on let's do our drawings inside the cave."
"I've got a part in a soap."
"I'm thinking of forming a cult, Doreen."
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