Wannabe Grizzly Prints

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Wisdom for dummies

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

A young boy shaving

"What a guy!"

The Island

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

"Me TREE TOAD!"

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"I've got a part in a soap."

"I'm thinking of forming a cult, Doreen."