Wanderlust Whisperer Pillows

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Motor Tourism

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"You're never home."

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Vacation Bus Photo

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."