Wanderlust Explorer Pillows

Location sign: You are Here. You thought you were here. You should be here.

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Desert Roundabout

Crash Pad Space Available!

"Suitcase, where are you?"

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

My spirit takes wing: Eastern philosophy & travel agency.

'I know we're lost, but we're making good time.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Special! Wander the Sinai Desert just like Moses! only $999 per person.'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

'Mabel, it's the last call for you - they're about to take off!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later, all those vacation bills come due.

Tourist Crossroad

Tourist Attractions

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Let's take the scenic route!"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Airport

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'I've paid lots to take you to exotic locations and you only see them through a camera lens. You could have stayed home and watched a TV programme.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'What makes you think anything you have to say is worth repeating?'

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

Nowsville - this exit. Laterdude - 30 miles.

"This travelling's giving me so many ideas about places to visit online."

An American Suitcase in Paris!

An Emigrant and Clerk.