Wanderlust Warrior Pillows

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

In the wake of tourism...

'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The worse thing about being nomadic: 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

You Are Here

Man and dog puzzled by blank signpost

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Mystery Tour

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

Airline concerns.

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

A Better Life

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

I TRAVELLED TO GET FROM IT ALL...ALL I GOT AWAY FROM WAS MY LUGGAGE.

"I think I'm lost."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

It's people like you that make this route unprofitable.

'British Airways' 'Around the world in 80 delays'

"To avoid crowds, visit places that are less crowded."

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Two men look over a cliff into nothing.

'I plan to do some travelling before I give up and move back in with the folks.'

'Left' and 'right' luggage.