Wanderlust Warrior Pillows

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

In the wake of tourism...

The worse thing about being nomadic: 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Man and dog puzzled by blank signpost

You Are Here

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

Airline concerns.

Mystery Tour

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

"To avoid crowds, visit places that are less crowded."

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

I TRAVELLED TO GET FROM IT ALL...ALL I GOT AWAY FROM WAS MY LUGGAGE.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

The next fast train has gone.

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"I think I'm lost."

It's people like you that make this route unprofitable.

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

'British Airways' 'Around the world in 80 delays'

'Left' and 'right' luggage.

Two men look over a cliff into nothing.

Couple goes into travel agent and requests, 'Somewhere out of range of North Korean nukes, Mideast terrorist missiles, and US Social Security privitization rhetoric.'