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"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

A gawp of tourists

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

"We're staying home."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm sure we've been there before."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

No, I will not take your picture

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Do they have a permit for that thing?'

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The back of the Taj Mahal.

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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

World Tour.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.