Wanderlust Sufferer Gifts

Airport Delays.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Introducing Piza Island.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Baby squirrel & Berries

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Vacation Bus Photo

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Mass Travel

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Rainbow/Horizon

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Desert Roundabout