Wanderlust Jokester Prints

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Airport Security.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

Snowman of the Apes

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Monkey Business

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Principal of Inertia.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

The wife made it. Why?