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Judge: 'Because of your Drive-by shooting,and shameless Looting; I'm not giving you Bail,you're going to Jail; You did the Crime,now you can do the Time!' Poetic Justice A rhyming Judge

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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Mother Goose's Haiku

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

Accountant Manqué

A Poet

Shakespeare Ave

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Tom Stoppard