Wallflower Appreciator Mugs

'We bid a fond farewell to this quiet guy who worked hard and didn't make trouble..you know...what's his name.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

Mad about Roses!

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Weeds

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Valentines Day truck

Climate Change Road

"Keeping busy?"

Dog blows on dandelion.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

No Mow May

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"