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'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Hadrian's Wall

Texturing the Walls

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'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Here's the weak point."

Revenge Graffiti.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Bricklayer

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Go Veggie...

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Brick Red Paint...

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"At least see who the author is."

"It was all we could afford in the end."

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

Builder adjusting a wall.

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.