Wall-mounted Fish Admirer Prints

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Evolved to Ski.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

They were all out of sharks

Topsy-Turveydom

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

I'm having trouble breathing.