Wall-mounted Fish Admirer Pillows

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Evolved to Ski.

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'What a cool screen saver!'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

They were all out of sharks

Topsy-Turveydom

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

I'm having trouble breathing.

Whale Whale Whale.