Wall Art Lovers Mugs

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Lord George brings news of the debate

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Who's the new guy?'

Romantic Graffiti

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

The first case of resume padding.

COVID Vaccine

Brickie's Mate

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

Graffiti Forever!

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Here's the weak point."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Tiny people.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."