Wall Art Lovers Mugs

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Hadrian's Wall

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Hoodie Hang-out

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Who's the new guy?'

Texturing the Walls

Romantic Graffiti

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

COVID Vaccine

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

El Greco

Graffiti Forever!

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

Mummy Musician

Tiny people.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'