Wall Art Lover Mugs

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Hadrian's Wall

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Hoodie Hang-out

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature