Wall Art Lover Mugs

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Hadrian's Wall

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Hoodie Hang-out

Mr. Punch in Venice

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

What's an Imax cave?

The Origami Society...

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.