Walkable City Dreamer Gifts

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Monkey-artist

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Washing Line Walker

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

urban agriculture

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Entering New York City - Check it out

twist building

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Eric Adams Caricature

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Immigrating to the City

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Tourist Attractions

"We've decided to add forty floors."

ACME Mutton Co.

Urban Compost Heap.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'We lost funding.'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

A businessman sits at his desk behind a nameplate that reads "R. T. Nelson - Elevation: 482 ft."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York