Wales Gifts

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Diolch

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Gareth Bale

Pisa Hut.

Dylan Thomas

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Rob Brydon.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

Welsh cheese

'Wales covers an area roughly the size of Wales.'

Venetian without the knowledge

Mae hi'in bwrw fel o grwe

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

St David's Day

Welsh countdown

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

Cliff Morgan

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

Welsh Cakes

While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'

'And now the wedding hymn... we'll keep a welcome in the hillside!'

Welsh Princess

"Raid Venice once, and where are you?"

Penblwydd Hapus

Welsh Baby

"Oh no, we're the laughing-stock of the world!"

Federico Fellini.