Waldo Seeker Pillows

'I can't find the 'Where's Waldo' books.'

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Shoe addict.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Off to see the world

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Gulliver's other travels.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Souvenirs

"Holy water, holy water...."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Getaway

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Travel changed me."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

Artist Misses the Point

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

No Loitering

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."