Waldo Seeker Pillows

'I can't find the 'Where's Waldo' books.'

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Shoe addict.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Gulliver's other travels.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

The Getaway

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Souvenirs

"Holy water, holy water...."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Artist Misses the Point

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Travel changed me."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

No Loitering

"David's a compulsive rambler"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'