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'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Medical Center.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I believe you were first.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I'll take #1.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

'It's a salesman selling seven year old magazines for your waiting room.'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."