Waiting For An Organ Donor Mugs

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"Bad news, pastor. The only donation that we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'Need some kidneys.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'