Waiting For An Organ Donor Mugs

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'Need some kidneys.'

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'