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'Tell the doctor when we lose our patients he's going to lose his.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

Late BroomStick

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Waiting for Pants

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

The interminable!

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I'll take #1.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."